Come In Burned

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

It's the End of the World as Y'all Knows It

Ryan Cabrerra will star in a MTV dating show called "Score", set to trick cabbages in to watching in the fall. Word has leaked that Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's father will be the all-time contestant and choose his date based on her cup size and ability to suck. At singing, pervs. In similar news, NBC's "Revelation" airs tonight.

Oasis' Liam Gallagher hearts Charlotte Church.

"She knows how to get fucking hammered and she freaks people out." Slurred the washed-up singer. However, he didn't have much else sweet to say. "If that's what they (Scissor Sisters) call entertaining then let 'em 'av it - bright colours and fucking weirdos on stilts? I'm more entertaining than that cunt. And I'll rip his fucking vocal chords out anyday because he's fucking rubbish."

Mr. Ego also knocked on CIB faves Kaiser Chiefs, Bloc Party, and The Libertines, but we'd all have to have a drink to make sense of it.

Less than 72 hours until Weezer, Snow Patrol, Rilo Kiley, Bloc Party, The Secret Machines, Eisley, Razorlight, and the Raveonettes observe a sweaty pit of white belts and funny haircuts fight for a view and some water in the middle of a desert. Tell me why we do these things again? Oh yeah. The rock.

Speaking of Coachella, here's some random facts about Indio:

As of the 2000 census, the city had a total population of 49,116.
The largest festival of its kind in the US, the Tamale Festival earned Indio the official nickname of "The City Of Festivals."
Indio is one of Southern California's most important agricultural regions, responsible for an overwhelming percentage of the nation's date crop.
The median income for a household in the city is $34,624.

Click here for an aerial view of the city.

Order Spoon's new album from Amazon on the left.

Sorry for the lack of updates lately. I'm working on expanding the site considerably, so thanks for your patience.

Sportingly,
DG

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